Fuckfuck

Funny — As I mentioned in a previous post, code can be poetry. Or so I believed until I bumped into Fuckfuck. Fuckfuck, or feckfeck, is a frustrated, foul mouthed and obfuscated language based on Brainfuck.

The most vulgar Hello World! program in existence goes as follows:

/*
   (not so) Clean and commented Hello World
   Posted in the forum by NeuralAbyss (much thanks)
*/

fuck
/* i = 1 */

boob!!!!!!!!
/* Memory = (0, 9) */

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  shag boob!!!!!!!
/* i = 0; [0] += 8 */

  fuck tits
/* i = 1; [1] -= 1 */

butt

/* End loop; Memory = (72, 0) */

/* Show H */
shag cock fuck             

/* Loop to add 28 to [0] */

boob!!!!!!
/* Memory = (79, 7) */

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  shag boob!!! fuck
/* i = 0; [0] += 4; i = 1 */

  tits
/* [1] -= 1 */

butt

shag boob
/* [0] += 1;  Memory = (101, 0) */

cock
/* show e */

/* show 'll' */

boob!!!!!!
/* [0] += 7;  Memory = (108, 0) */

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boob!! cock
/* [0] += 3; show 'o'; Memory = (111, 0) */

/* Clear [0] */

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  tits
butt

/* Memory = (0, 0) */

fuck boob!!!!!!!
/* i = 1; Memory = (0, 8) */

arse

  shag boob!!!
/* i = 0;  [0] += 4 */

  fuck tits
/* i = 1;  [1]-- */

butt

/* Memory = (32, 0) */

shag cock
/* i = 0;  display ' '  */

fuck boob!!!!!!!!!!
/* i = 1; Memory = (32, 11) */

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  shag boob!!!!!!!
/* [0] += 8 */

  fuck tits
/* [1]-- */

butt

/* Memory = (120, 0) */

shag tits
/* i = 0; [0]--; Memory = (119, 0) */

cock
/* Show 'w' */

tits!!!!!!!
/* [0] -= 8; Memory = (111, 0) */

cock
/* Show 'o' */

boob!!
/* [0] += 3; Memory = (114, 0) */

cock
/* Show 'r' */

tits!!!!!
/* [0] -= 6; Memory = (108, 0) */

cock
/* Show 'l' */

tits!!!!!!!
/* [0] -= 8; Memory = (100, 0) */

cock
/* Show 'd' */

arse tits butt
/* [0] = 0 */

fuck boob!!!!!!!
/* i = 1; [1] = 8 */

arse

  shag boob!!!
/* i = 0; [0] += 4 */

  fuck tits
/* i = 1; [1]-- */

butt

/* Memory: (32, 0) */

shag boob
/* [0]++; Memory = (33, 0) */

cock
/* Show '!' */

arse tits butt
/* [0] = 0 */

BOOB!!!!!!!!! cock
/* [0] = 10; Show \n */

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