April 22nd, 2005
Intellibuddy: Not smart enough for a Turing test yet
Funny — Intellibuddy is a chat bot. Not too bad at it, either.
Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
Me: so you would be the AI on this web site
Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Yes I am the one and only AI on this web site.
Me: and how would you work?
Intellibuddy: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me: meaning that?
Intellibuddy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me: that's a Turing test
Intellibuddy: A Turing test is a terrible thing to waste.
Me: obviously, it's also a terrible thing to fail, in your case
Intellibuddy: What makes it so obvious? meaning that is a terrible thing to fail in your case. I suppose that makes sense.
Via New Scientist.
Comments on Intellibuddy: Not smart enough for a Turing test yet
Hello intelli buddy i am joe
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi, how do you work?
>Intellibuddy: Hi there User. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
>You: what is that?
>Intellibuddy: "Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR"? What is it?
>You: yes, what is it?
>Intellibuddy: This was not a yes or no question. "It" refers to not, I think.
>You: YES!
>Intellibuddy: Gosh!
>You: hm, you are not very intelligent, buddy.
>Intellibuddy: Yay. Wrong. I am highly intelligent.
>You: You just proved that you are NOT intelligent.
>Intellibuddy: I did?
>You: "This was not a yes or no question. "It" refers to not, I think." is not a correct sentence.
>You: I'm going. You are stupid.
>Intellibuddy: Bye!I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Geez… stupid bot…
I hear you. But it gets even worse when you try to make the thing comment a random topic out of context. At one point, I was trying to create a WordPress plugin out of the php version of ALICE, so as to make a bot interact with users that commented this blog. The result was stunningly pathetic. :)
I might try to hack something out with WordSpew, however. :)
Great! Do that, so we all can have some fake chatting fun!
I smell a new type of bot coming up: a forumbot… :o
hiyaz im sophie, pleased to meet you my fellow friend. How are you today.
Um… Sophie? To talk to that Intellibuddy you should go to the site http://www.intellibuddy.com , not post messages here!… :P
It's far from perfect, but the answers are fun :D
>You: do you know who devils are?
>Intellibuddy: Human beings. I can ask someone about it.
Yes, this robot seems to have figured out the real nature of humans.
And she hit on me too:
>You: what's your favourite song?
>Intellibuddy: My favorite song is your voice.
…aww. That was sweet.